As I explained last year I don't work Fridays, and college is closed until
a.d. iv non. ian. mmvii. So, merry Christmas and a happy New Year! To keep you going, I offer a choice of Christmas cracker joke:
A group of chess contestants in a hotel reception are bragging about how good they are. The manager asks them to leave as he doesn't want "Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"Source: Gordon, Birmingham, a comment to Your favourite Christmas cracker jokes, Telegraph.co.uk
What do you do if a kitten spits at you?Source: Cristmas Crackers by Rob Manuel. Warning: this is one of the pleasanter ones.
Turn the grill down
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Two of everything in Sandy
Following my post earlier this year pointing out that there are two Lloyds chemists a few doors down from eachother, two Forbuoys newsagents across the market square from eachother, and two Budgens, stevepsandy was good enough to write a couple of lengthy comments to explain these points. As the comments feed for this website is still in progress for Aurlog, I reproduce his comments below. Many thanks!:
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Ten years on the internet
As 2006 comes to an end, I am running out of time to say that I have been using the internet now for ten years. One of the first things I did, under the tutelage of sil, was to start writing my own pages, so I have been on the web for ten years too. I don't know what editor I used to edit those pages, although I remember only ever using Lynx to browse them while still at university, only being introduced to flashy new browsers with pictures the following year when I started work. Sadly no record exists of it on the Wayback Machine. The earliest existing version of webpage I have written is from June 2001, although the July 2001 version is more comprehensible.* The current version, which is basically a fancy list of links for work, is not really too different.
My first email was to Tim and easily persuaded me of the advantages of electronic communication. From the university's computer centre, I asked if he wanted to go for a drink. By chance he was also logged on somewhere in town and agreed. With little delay, therefore, we proceeded to the pub. In the days before mobile phones, this was something.
* Where it says there should be an image of Cartman in policeman guise. The two words around the email address should have a little image of a cow similar to the icon you can see (hopefully) in the address bar above. I think the image was a Dilbert image.
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You are person are of the year
005 (Well, it was on Ceefax). Time Magazine has named You person of the year, .
There is a word to describe this but I don't want to use it on my weblog, so I shall link to it here. I don't think any of those definitions really does the word justice except perhaps sense 4 of the artistwd entry. This is the trouble with American definitions of a British word. Anyway, here is the opening paragraph of the Time article to ram the point home, as it were:
For your convenience, I have abbreviated the rest of the article thus:
In a bucket.
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001 again. For a fuller explanation, see Arantius Urus. Please note that the spelling of said weblog has been corrected since I first mentioned it. Aurantius would probably be something to do with the law of gold or golden soup, or nothing at all. Bodes well for the accuracy of the rest of the posts anyway.
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